1. How tall are you barefoot?
My names not barefoot, it’s Andy.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Waaaaa!? On Halloween I am a heroin adict.
3. Do you own a gun?
Sarah just bought a package of them at Wal-Mart. We use them on the dogs. I get ammunition from the sink.
4. Rehab?
I said No, No, No.
5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?
Only my own
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They seem nice enough.
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
The one where Robin layed an egg.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee, and your milkshake.
9. Do you do push-ups?
No, only becuase you shouldn’t put your thing in ice cream
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Is that a kind of push-up? I like orange.
11. Are you vegan?
My teeth are made to eat everything.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I don’t believe in the death penalty, so I don’t like any killers.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
I use correct grammar.
14. Do you own a knife?
I have a whole drawer full of them.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Wanna ride bikes?
16. Date Of Birth?
no
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1)When’s it gonna be my turn?!
2) I wish I was as rich as eggnog
3) This American Life is sometimes a little sad.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1) Breakfast
2) beer
3) breakfast
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
coffee, water, beer, milk, Febreeze
20. What time did you wake up today?
Early. The rooster was sick, so I had to go around to everyone’s room and scream.
21. Current hair?
Like electric hair? That would be a wierd super power.
22. Current worry?
Terrified of electricity
23. Current hate?
No, it gives me light and a warm oven.
24. Favorite place to be?
Dancing on the ceiling
25. Least favorite place to be?
Fire
26. Where would you like to go?
Duckburg
27. Do you own slippers?
just one. Still looking for the other one
28. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs?
Probably still filling this thing out.
29. Do you burn or tan?
I think the sun cooks your skin regardless.
30. Last thing you ate?
food
31. Would you be a pirate?
I thought it would be fun until I found out about modern day pirates.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Hey, Stanford. Party.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Songs of freedom.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The IRS
35. What’s in your pockets right now?
Hope.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Sean Friend
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
California Raisins
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I got the dignity knocked out of me.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I watch TV outside.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
My dog
42. Who is your most silent friend?
My other dog
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Once I spilled a Crush on me
45. What is your favorite book?
The Gas We Pass
46. What is your favorite candy?
Canes
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
“Let’s Get Ethical”
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
“Take this Job and Shove it.”
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
REM
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
It really only cause pain, when you realize it will be with you longer than your self respect.
51. (made by Sean) Can you bite your elbow?
see question 11.