As early as it is right now, I’m still feeling guilty for sleeping in. Why am I sleeping in? Well, because I was up late last night. Why was I up late last night? Well, because the wife and I have discovered what many discovered about 4-5 years ago. Dead Like Me. We’re hooked. Unfortunately this is just one more show that was ended too soon. So, Dead Like Me, meet Arrested Development and Freaks and Geeks. May you all live a long life at Netflix.
Today, I will spend another full day at school. More than an education, I am getting great ammo for this blog. While I’m sitting around waiting for classes and catching up on homework, I hear many great conversations. Ussually I see the same people and hear the same conversations. For instance, almost every dat I see the two guys who sit on thier computers and discuss hardcore bands and shows they have seen. One of them sits and plays his bass with total disregard to the fact that no one wants to hear is finger work. Along with them there is another young man who sits outside and plays his guitar outside. Maybe I should introduce them.
The other day, I was at a table next to a girl and what I thought was her boyfriend. My theory of courtship was shot down when she kept saying things like, “Do you bug your girlfriend like you big me?” and “Do you have any pictures with just you and her?” I felt bad for her because, what she was really saying was, “I want to be your girlfriend.” Whether he was aware or not, she continued with the questions. “Have you said I love you yet?” This girl was way to interested in her friend’s girlfriend. I wanted to turn to them and say, “Look, dude she wants to date you.”
It’s almost like watching all sorts of mating rituals. All over campus, there are groups of guys and girls acting completely stupid to impress a study partner. Even in class I see people acting like they are in elementary school again. I didn’t realize it was still appropriate to tease girls in order to show affection. Recently, the school started to allow street vendors on campus. They sell things like sunglasses, Bob Marley shirts and what they describe as “Sterling Silver Jewelry”. Usually, people just sort of walk buy and maybe buy something that seems like a steal. The other day I notice a young lady just hanging out in front of the tables with all the goods. She was in full mating effect. I’m not sure if she was just looking for free merchandise or not, but the people that sell this stuff are not what you’d call a catch. One gentleman looked like a Vietnam Vet. Another, about 60 was in a wheel chair. It’s not so much what they look like, it’s more the fact that they sell merchandise on a card table at a community college for a living. This young lady was having a very long conversation about how men always insist on buying her things and that it would be rude to turn these freebies down. “If they want to buy things for me, who am I to turn it down? I mean if it makes them happy…..” Yes, I bet that’s the only thing that makes these men happy.
Ahh, school, what will I learn today?